With the Christmas season here and the countdown to our Xmas Comedy Night this year we've collected up our favourite developer orientated jokes worthy of any budget Christmas cracker.
A web designer walks into a bar, but immediately leaves in disgust upon noticing the tables layout.
...five minute pause...
- Chris C
How is a hotdog like a tpl.php file? They're both pre-processed.
A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Slides into a bar. Stumbles into a bar. Looks at a bar.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.
- Paul J