Developer Jokes Worthy Of A Christmas Cracker

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With the Christmas season here and the countdown to our Xmas Comedy Night this year we've collected up our favourite developer orientated jokes worthy of any budget Christmas cracker.

A web designer walks into a bar, but immediately leaves in disgust upon noticing the tables layout.

- Josh

"knock knock"
"who's there"
...five minute pause...

- Dylan

"knock knock"
"race condition"
"who's there?"

- Chris C

How is a hotdog like a tpl.php file? They're both pre-processed.

- Josh

A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Slides into a bar. Stumbles into a bar. Looks at a bar.

- Dylan

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

- Paul J


Mike C

Managing Director

17 years of Drupal development wrangling and a background in digital project architecture.

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